We could also be nearing April Idiot’s Day, however comfort retailer chain 7-Eleven appears to be lifeless severe about its newest beverage launch: Large Chunk Sizzling Canine Glowing Water.
Yeah, we stated it. And, yeah, we additionally gagged a bit.
The retailer has teamed up with art-inspired beverage model Miracle Seltzer to create a lineup of glowing waters together with a drinkable twist on one among 7-Eleven’s hottest snacks. It purports to meld the flavors of the “iconic Large Chunk Sizzling Canine into one refreshing beverage — ketchup and mustard included.”
Yikes.
Good factor the 2 companies are additionally pairing up on extra mainstream flavors akin to Lemon Lime, Inexperienced Apple and Candy Orange, in accordance with 7-Eleven officers.
“Whereas crafting flavors like Lemon Lime and Candy Orange got here extra simply, our journey took an surprising flip with the creation of Large Chunk Sizzling Canine Glowing Water — a daring taste that pushes the boundaries of taste innovation,” 7-Eleven Chief Advertising Officer Marissa Jarratt stated in a press release explaining the processed meat-flavored drink.
The corporate’s official announcement notes that the provision of the new dog-flavored water might be revealed on April 1, however bubble water followers can discover the remainder of the Miracle Seltzer lineup at choose 7-Eleven shops.
Possibly there’s hope that is an April Idiot’s joke in any case.
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