Courtesy of San Antonio Zoo
Timothy for President merchandise is out there on the San Antonio Zoo’s web site.
With People caught with the selection of electing both an unhinged wannabe authoritarian or an “aged man with a poor reminiscence” as president, the San Antonio Zoo is providing a 3rd choice this election cycle: a 4,000-pound aquatic mammal.
The zoo’s beloved Timothy the Hippo, outlined his platform throughout a Monday press convention asserting his bid for the nation’s highest workplace. Throughout a President’s Day speech on the Africa Dwell exhibit, Timothy’s handlers stated their candidate’s initiatives embody obligatory snack time and “Naps for All,” which additionally occurs to be the hippo’s marketing campaign slogan.
We’re unsure the place Timothy stands on the finances or international coverage, however “Naps for All” is a slogan most of us can get behind. Gotta admit it is also a hell of lot much less trite than “Make the Zoo Nice Once more.”
Supporters should purchase Timothy for President T-shirts, yard indicators, drink tumblers and different swag by visiting the San Antonio Zoo’s web site. Sale proceeds will contribute to very important animal conservation efforts, in accordance with zoo officers.
If elected, Timothy can be the youngest and largest U.S. president in historical past. He would even be the primary hippo.
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