Poke the bear and also you get the horns. One thing like that. Everybody and their tax advisor knew that coming off their first misplaced in 10 video games, the Spurs would come out swinging on Tuesday night time. Boy howdy, did they wax the cow off that haystack.
Devin Vassell and Dylan Harper each had a sport excessive of twenty-two factors, whereas Victor Wembanyama slept walked his solution to 10 factors, 8 rebounds, with 3 steals and 6 blocks. 6 blocks. 6 blocks in 24 minutes of play. I couldn’t get 2 blocks on my daughter’s Fisher Worth basketball objective in 6 years of play.
What a easy shot. Devin Vassell, right here, hoisted up a shot with such an ideal arch that even the CEO of McDonald’s was so impressed he forgot he was consuming his personal product that his firm dispenses.
Filthy. Simply filthy. So filthy, the mud cloud round Pig Pen spontaneously combusted from the sheer drive of Victor Wembanyama’s slamma jamma.
Properly, that’s simply. That’s simply impolite, man. Stephon Citadel simply merely exorcising no matter demons he has onto the rim.
I’m work purchasing an alternative choice to “Space 51.” Don’t get me flawed, I like Space 51. However these two have an inexplicable thoughts meld happening every time they share the court docket that it will probably solely be described as ESP (extrasensory notion).
Hey, keep in mind once I was simply speaking about ESP? Do you know that the late, nice Dennis Hopper did a business praising the exploits of Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin? Properly now you do.
Right here, Devin Vassell channeled his internal Robin Hood and stole from the wealthy to provide to the robo-advisors. On a group of Victor Wembanyamas, Stephon Castles, and De’Aaron Foxes, it’s simple to neglect that Devin Vassell is stacking collectively video games performed on this stretch run as he helps lead the Spurs to the playoffs.
One other day, one other means for Stephon Citadel to dunk his means into our hearts. He’s like Shia LeBouf in Transformers (2007): plucky, surprisingly good, and you actually don’t thoughts the Linkin Park soundtrack even when listening to something Linkin Park makes your ears style Purple Bull even should you like your Purple Bull to style like emo.
Look, I wish to apologize from above for evaluating our beloved Stephon Citadel to Linkin Park. No offense to Linkin Park, however your nu metallic/rap rock/different metallic/digital rock/pop rock will not be sufficient to explain my love and admiration of Stephon Citadel’s sport. And I as soon as went to a music pageant (it was truly the State Truthful of Texas) that includes Linkin Park with 30 Seconds From Mars opening for Linkin Park. However after my pal and I watched 30 Seconds From Mars (purely for Jared Leto) (it was the 12 months when “Dallas Patrons Membership” was an Oscar darling) open for Linkin Park, we skipped the primary act (Linkin Park) to get an enormous fried turkey leg as a result of it’s Texas, and that’s what you do on the State Truthful of Texas in 2014.
Dylan Harper out right here in his bag ready for us to say (in my finest Stanley Tucci voice) “Lady, that Louis Vitton doesn’t should be hung off your arm.”
Julian Champagnie had no sense of dithering when he served up this mushy lob to Luke Kornet to reward the large man for his block and hustle on the defensive finish.
In a real show of overflowing of expertise, the Spurs unleashed Carter Bryant to the tune of 25:35 minutes the place he wreaked upon the basketball world a barrage of 11 factors, 9 rebounds, and three assists in these virtually 26 minutes. Feast your eyes as our younger prodigy takes off in an aerial show of magnanimous marvel.
Nostalgia is only one heck of a PED. Now give us Ahmad Rashad internet hosting “NBA Inside Stuff.”
In case you missed the sport since you had been too busy cataloguing your CD assortment of Papa Roach, Limp Bizkit, and Evanescence, listed here are the full-game highlights:
Subsequent up, the Spurs return residence after a protracted street journey to tackle the Detroit Pistons on Thursday, March 5, 2026.
