To cite U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz’s favourite present The Simpsons: “D’oh!”
The Texas Republican and avid traveler is in scorching water for remarks throughout a Tuesday morning Senate listening to by which he inexplicably urged colleagues, “Let’s cease attacking pedophiles,” Mediate studies.
Look, we all know that you simply voted towards releasing the Epstein recordsdata, however you’re saying the quiet half out loud, Rafael!
Much more perplexing, Cruz made the assertion as half of a bigger name for bipartisanship. His full remarks, courtesy of Mediaite, are as follows:
“Sen. Booker additionally mentioned we should always have bipartisan settlement. I believe that’s an important thought — we should always have bipartisan settlement,” Cruz mentioned. “How about all of us come collectively and say ‘Let’s cease murders.’ How about all of us come collectively and say ‘Let’s cease rape.’ How about all of us come collectively and say ‘Let’s cease attacking pedophiles.’”
Erm, everyone knows that former President Invoice Clinton is talked about in Jeffrey Epstein’s courtroom paperwork, however this isn’t the best way we imagined our events lastly coming collectively to bridge the divide, Ted. May you perhaps decide a extra healthful level of unification than pedophilia?
Only a thought.
All joking apart, somewhat than catch his verbal blunder, Cruz moved on to reward President Donald Trump for his crackdown on crime in Washington, D.C., saying homicides are down 58%, robberies are down 57% and sexual crimes are down 40% within the nation’s capital.
Hey, you realize what’s a sexual crime, Ted? Pedophilia.
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