Highlights: Sandro Mamukelashvili breaks all the mathematics in uber environment friendly night time in opposition to the Knicks

Sandro Mamukelashvili is the person of the hour. And why wouldn’t he be? Dude completely wrecked all analytics as we all know it. In case you googled PER, you’ll see an image of John Hollinger holding an image of Sandro Mamukelashvili.

Mamukelashvili led all gamers with 34 factors on an incredulous 13 for 14 taking pictures with 9 rebounds. Stefan Citadel continued his late season surge with 22 factors, whereas Devin Vassell confirmed off new defensive abilities with 4 blocks.

It can’t be overstated how loopy Mamukelashvili’s stat line stood out final night time. Not solely did he do all of this from the bench, however he principally averaged 1.7 factors per minute. You can not replicate this on a online game. You would put it on straightforward mode whereas your opponent may very well be busy consuming scorching pockets and simply allow you to rating at will and you’ll nonetheless not be as environment friendly as Mamukelashvili was on Tuesday night time.

Mamukelashvili was so mathematically inconceivable that the clock round Taste Flav’s neck began to run quantum physics equations simply to deliver steadiness to the universe.

In a season stuffed with unlucky accidents and dangerous luck, Stefon Citadel’s rookie marketing campaign is a vivid spot and may make Spurs followers excited for subsequent season as he continues to develop. Usually, everybody had excessive expectations for the quantity 4 general choose, however not many would anticipate Citadel to be this good, or that his recreation could be this mature.

Let’s not cease heaping reward on Mamukelashvili. This was a reasonably move to Jeremy Sochan for the simple bucket. Possibly if Mamukelashvili wasn’t so “egocentric” he might’ve had extra assists on prime of the three dimes that he dished out in these 19 minutes.

Citadel sliced his manner by way of the protection like a scorching knife by way of chilly butter. Why chilly butter? As a result of who actually has the foresight to recollect to get the butter out of the fridge earlier than cooking one thing.

The financial institution is open on Tuesdays, particularly for Harrison Barnes, however the drive-through hasn’t been open for 5 years. I’m undecided why however I miss doing my banking from my automobile the place I ship a stack of two greenback payments by way of the supply tube and provides myself unfathomable anxiousness questioning if the teller goes to miscount the quantity.

Ten years from now, Netflix can have a documentary about this night time, and will probably be revealed that Taste Flav and Sandro Mamukelashvili ended up in a “Freaky Friday” state of affairs plus a “House Jam” expertise acquisition state of affairs the place Larry Hen, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Tim Duncan, and Arvydas Sabonis all inhabited one corporeal physique and dominated for 19 minutes. On an unrelated word, does anybody know any govt producers searching for a script for “House Jam 3: Sandro and Taste Flav Rescue the Riverwalk”?

In case you missed the sport since you have been too busy extrapolating what 34 factors in 19 minutes could be over a full 48 minutes, listed here are the full-game highlights:

Subsequent up, the Spurs host the Philadelphia 76ers on Friday, March 21, 2025.