A sprawling 72-acre property on the market in Boerne has folks going wild on social media, and it isn’t exhausting to see why: The Lazy River Ranch, situated 43 miles from San Antonio at 227 Seewald Rd., is a non-public paradise with a modest price ticket of $4.85 million.
The beautiful property boasts extravagant facilities like a completely renovated 1,800-square-foot visitor home with a two automotive storage, a driving vary and multi-hole placing inexperienced, and an 18-acre fenced goat pasture. However the largest spotlight is (because the property’s title implies) its personal lazy river.
The “river” was customized by San Antonio contractors Keith Zars Swimming pools and contains options you’d solely anticipate finding at an opulent resort: It is temperature managed and absolutely lit, so company can get pleasure from floating or swimming at any time of day, all year-round. Within the middle of the lazy river, related by a {custom} constructed bridge, is a inexperienced area with a sunken patio space, fireplace pit, and a swim-up bar. A wonderful waterfall throughout from the swim-up bar provides to the relaxed tranquility of the world.
The view from the lazy river is breathtaking within the evenings.Picture courtesy of Kuper Sotheby’s
The property first hit the market in July 2022 for $7.35 million, however that was earlier than the ranch house owners – who want to stay personal – break up up the property into separate allotments of 27 and 72 acres, in keeping with Kris Forks of Kuper Sotheby’s Worldwide Realty, who has the itemizing. The acreage modifications resulted in value reductions to its present $4.85 million value, as of April 3.
An April 14 put up on the Fb web page that options over-the-top houses, Zillow Gone Wild, made the Lazy River Ranch immediately social media-famous. As of publication time, greater than 700 folks had chimed in to remark.
“If y’all peasants want me, I will be in my lazy river in a rainbow swan floatie,” one Fb person wrote.
Forks says he was delighted that his itemizing was featured. “That is at all times nice to have that type of publicity,” Forks says.
Different extravagant options which have folks speaking embrace:
A 5,000-square-foot renovated foremost home with Viking appliancesCustom glass sunroom with sliding accordion doorsCovered grilling gazebo areaKeith Zars Swimming pools {custom} constructed Junior Olympic poolA “rock seashore” resulting in the lazy river1,400-square-foot, one bed room one rest room pool home geared up with a full kitchen, laundry room, and {custom} cabinetryLarge storage constructing with further storage rooms and a second story potential visitor suite400-square-foot custom-built “sport room”A {custom} constructed taking pictures vary with 30-, 50-, and 100-yard taking pictures decksA barn with concrete flooring for internet hosting ATVs, a Polaris Ranger, or different “toys”A mix sport courtAdditional 44-acre pasture for livestock with extra barns and storage buildings
Ostentatious property traits apart, there’s yet one more factor that makes the Lazy River Ranch so invaluable that individuals may not have observed it based mostly on the pictures.
“What I really love concerning the property is it is seven miles from Essential Avenue in Boerne,” Forks says. “So it has [the] proximity to city, but it is fully personal.”
After all, social media likes to throw some shade, too. Some commenters puzzled concerning the excessive value of sustaining the property, whereas others expressed sarcastic curiosity about different lavish options.
“Everybody’s speaking about upkeep on the pool and garden, and I am questioning how they hold the home windows on the sunroom clear,” one X person replied underneath Zillow Gone Wild’s tweet concerning the ranch.
The Windex funds for the sunroom have to be substantial.Picture courtesy of Kuper Sotheby’s
In the meantime, Texas social media customers had been fast to assist out-of-towners with their pronunciation of the ranch’s tackle.
“Stopping in to tell that that city in pronounced ‘bur-knee’ as a result of #texas in case anybody was questioning,” wrote one other Fb person.
Extra details about the property might be discovered on lazyriverranch.data.
